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So this morning I received notice that Car-net wanted to update. The update listed the features it wanted to add, so I pushed UPDATE. Gee... of course I'd like to be able to use my phone instead of a key fob. What'd it produce?
For the ID.4,Car-net basically allows no more and no less than 3 functions: 1) Battery charge status; 2) Climate info; and 3) Charging Stations nearby. Big whup. They ought to rename Car-net "Hairnet for VW ID.4" or LAMEnet. Yes, it is about that dated. When's the last time you saw a hairnet worn among foodservice folks? Maybe.... I dunno.... 1970? If I hadn't checked the screen on my iPhone Car-net since 1970, I'd have basically missed n-o-t-h-i-n-g. Car-net is an app chasing... okay NOT chasing... to find a function. Why bother to have one if all the functionality applies ONLY to VW's ICE vehicles? Is the point trying to dumb an EV down to appear to require even less tech than an ICE vehicle? Why?
Sooooooooooo.... when it comes to wondering about the OTA update for this car, I'm basically where some have pointed: Get over it. It won't make a difference. Just like the Car-net update, it is better to expect that any update of the car's core software will basically deliver zero, zip, nada. If instead we find something more, then fine. Let it be a positive surprise. High expectations?
Then there's this notice from somewhere:
"Awwww...you vant vat? But... did you buy a Tesla? No? Right. You got good price, right? Dah! And now you blame VW for demonstrating failed American mind? Yes, is small, but indecisive, right? And you confessed California cutting edge tech as lacking.... true? You wanted teutonic accents? Bavarian edge, German arrogance and design, right? Badge and uniform? Ha! We add all these... and is great!
But now what? As customer... you remind us of mistake of nature? Nah. VW lacks nothing! Nothing! Software? Drivers! Kernels not colonels? Upgrade core not corps? Dah! Hard to keep straight, but we fortify program and engineer excellence... yet you see nothing. But much is underway.
Americans think we can upgrade clumsy mush minded retreating industrial defects with our genius OTA? Excellent.... yes, it's true! Think more this way! Is good for superior will to replace your weak, defective thoughts! Let the promise of greater teutonic tech crush your expectations! For now... NOTHING! Tomorrow... Dah! It farhts! Can we care what you want if our plan will perish your punishing despair? Teutonic OTA will invade your car only when ready. Be patient! Let our blitzkreig of upgrades surprise and supremely vanquish all disappointment!"
For the ID.4,Car-net basically allows no more and no less than 3 functions: 1) Battery charge status; 2) Climate info; and 3) Charging Stations nearby. Big whup. They ought to rename Car-net "Hairnet for VW ID.4" or LAMEnet. Yes, it is about that dated. When's the last time you saw a hairnet worn among foodservice folks? Maybe.... I dunno.... 1970? If I hadn't checked the screen on my iPhone Car-net since 1970, I'd have basically missed n-o-t-h-i-n-g. Car-net is an app chasing... okay NOT chasing... to find a function. Why bother to have one if all the functionality applies ONLY to VW's ICE vehicles? Is the point trying to dumb an EV down to appear to require even less tech than an ICE vehicle? Why?
Sooooooooooo.... when it comes to wondering about the OTA update for this car, I'm basically where some have pointed: Get over it. It won't make a difference. Just like the Car-net update, it is better to expect that any update of the car's core software will basically deliver zero, zip, nada. If instead we find something more, then fine. Let it be a positive surprise. High expectations?
Then there's this notice from somewhere:
"Awwww...you vant vat? But... did you buy a Tesla? No? Right. You got good price, right? Dah! And now you blame VW for demonstrating failed American mind? Yes, is small, but indecisive, right? And you confessed California cutting edge tech as lacking.... true? You wanted teutonic accents? Bavarian edge, German arrogance and design, right? Badge and uniform? Ha! We add all these... and is great!
But now what? As customer... you remind us of mistake of nature? Nah. VW lacks nothing! Nothing! Software? Drivers! Kernels not colonels? Upgrade core not corps? Dah! Hard to keep straight, but we fortify program and engineer excellence... yet you see nothing. But much is underway.
Americans think we can upgrade clumsy mush minded retreating industrial defects with our genius OTA? Excellent.... yes, it's true! Think more this way! Is good for superior will to replace your weak, defective thoughts! Let the promise of greater teutonic tech crush your expectations! For now... NOTHING! Tomorrow... Dah! It farhts! Can we care what you want if our plan will perish your punishing despair? Teutonic OTA will invade your car only when ready. Be patient! Let our blitzkreig of upgrades surprise and supremely vanquish all disappointment!"